How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.