How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)