What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.