What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West