What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.