What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :