What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........