She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
You add 24 carats!
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Because he has holes in his hands
At a fist pump.
About 3 inches
Because he had to use the bathroom.
So you can read her lips!
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.