What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!