What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Brunch Jokes More Brunch Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Crepe Jokes More Crepe Jokes

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Apron Jokes More Apron Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!