What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Brunch Jokes More Brunch Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Crepe Jokes More Crepe Jokes

What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe"

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

Apron Jokes More Apron Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.