What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

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What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Brunch Jokes More Brunch Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Crepe Jokes More Crepe Jokes

What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe"

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

Apron Jokes More Apron Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.