How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Why are pirates, pirates?

They just .

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Where did Javon get his earrings?

Ja Mall