How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What did the pirate say?

ayy ayy cap'n

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere