How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.