How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere