Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!