Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.