Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.