Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

Harriet Tubman Jokes More Harriet Tubman Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)