Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Harriet Tubman Jokes More Harriet Tubman Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What is wonder woman's favorite drug?

Heroine.