Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Harriet Tubman Jokes More Harriet Tubman Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever