What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.