What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

California Jokes More California Jokes

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok