What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever