What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

California Jokes More California Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok