What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok