What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever