What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok