What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

California Jokes More California Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok