What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

California Jokes More California Jokes

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever