What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some