What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor