What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.