What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some