What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.