What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.