What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.