How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!