How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer