Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.