Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.