Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start