Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."