Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

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What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.