Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.