Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania