How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ?

Basket home it's nearly dark!

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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!