How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps