How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs