Stampede Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !