What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.