What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.