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Where is Macau located?

In MaFarm

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Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."