Ho Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

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A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.