Ho Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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Hos Jokes More Hos Jokes

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OC) Brogues before Hos

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

Dwarf Pimp Jokes More Dwarf Pimp Jokes

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Paris Hilton Jokes More Paris Hilton Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.