What tick likes to run?

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;