What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.