Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.