Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

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What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!