Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running