When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.