When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.