When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.