When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.