Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."