Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Denim Denim Denim Jokes More Denim Denim Denim Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.