Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What do coins call each other?

Money-gga.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Dollar Coin Jokes More Dollar Coin Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !