Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!