Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.