Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.