How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!