How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "