How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!