How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months