What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

Previous Random Joke Next
Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river