What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

12 Month Jokes More 12 Month Jokes

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!