What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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When the stores are open.

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What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months