What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!