Babysitter Jokes

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

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How red their necks are.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow