Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
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Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
Thunderpants!
Hiding the erection.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
A bus driver.
He just started fiddling with it.
None. It will happen itself.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
The Swallow.
A saucer-er!
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
There still working on it...
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
A 500 bill.
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
