Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
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Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Because their job is draining.
She hated being microbe-managed.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Right where you left him
and you call us stupid.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
A retail store.
He was losing his patients
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
He fiddled up a little kid.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
