Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
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Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
Run around until you get pooped out. :)
The Swallow.
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Because XD
He just started fiddling with it.
They both fiddle with a rod
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
Ducts out of water ...
A running gag.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
I am tired of looking for a job.
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
