Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
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Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
He wanted to double his prophets.
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When her moustache is on fire!
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
An ambulance.
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
You look for the fresh prints.
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
My cat would be dead before I got 50
An I-shoulda-pede.
He had her.
