Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
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Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
The Whittle Business *badum ching*
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
She won't swallow.
Abandonment.
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
One.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
He fiddled up a little kid.
They both fiddle with a rod
It lost its porpoise.
The Game
I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
The investiGATOR
Hand me Downs.
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
