What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.