What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Why the wrong face?

the bartender says.

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!