What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Why the wrong face?

the bartender says.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.