What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.