How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

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How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2