How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.