How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Why do Asians have squinty eye balls?

Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.