How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2