Once more into the breech, dear friends
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
With paper clips.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
Reload and shoot again.
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Half a cat.
Paint one of them black the others will move away.
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Marriage, you wanna
A pilot, you racist.
The NBA draft
A shocked Tano.
Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
Reload.
If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
You don't speak English fourchette!
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
