What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.

What do you put in an oragami gun?

Paper clips.