What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.

What do you put in an oragami gun?

Paper clips.