Question Mark Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What's next to England?

A question mark.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

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What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.