Question Mark Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What's next to England?

A question mark.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

China Man Jokes More China Man Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.