Question Mark Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What's next to England?

A question mark.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

China Man Jokes More China Man Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

England Jokes More England Jokes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Counterfeit Jokes More Counterfeit Jokes

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.