What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door