What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door