What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door