Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.