How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!