How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.