How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.