When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG