What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(