What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.