What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.