What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.