What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.