Genius Jokes

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.