How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots