How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.