How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!