Beef Stew Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"