No Beef Stew at all
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Tell a cow they're being watched.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Raise a family.
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
A: Catch.
Because they lactose.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Slav-The NBA
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
Because we're beautiful and smell good!
They use Bootox.