Beef Stew Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!