Beef Stew Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.