What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.