What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....