Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up