What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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Her *algaebra*.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!