What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude