Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop