Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.