Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.