He'd rather spend his money on a forty
Black man working
Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."
Explaining his wife.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Weirdo (weird dough).
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
He injured his spline!