Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

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If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!