Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

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What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.