He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
He took the chicken's job.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
PETA
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
A slice of Pi.
The director of Life of Pi.
