What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."